•• Firgunator ••
, I wish that we could go back in time and be childhood friends. Your smell draws me like a bee to a flower, like a fly to garbage.
, You're so hot, you're the cause of global warming. There must be something in your left eye because you've been looking right all day.
, I love you more than chocolate. You are just like Netflix – I can look at you all night long.
, Like Windows, you never crash. I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
, It's a bird, it's a plane, it's
! There must be something in your left eye because you've been looking right all day.
, I would have definitely protected the earth from the aliens with you. Your words are so sophisticated, I have no idea what you are saying.
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